Close your eyes and surrender to your darkest dreams.
in my mind I am in your arms
Stephen Colbert is everything I want to be
This is going to be my response to “I’m trash” from now on
THIS IS THE TRASH YOU ARE
TRASH FULL OF KITTENS
The Real Thing
Yes, I would like a baby goat loaf, please
I used to have goats. Sometimes when you’re sitting next to them they just boop and lean their heads against your arm and you’re like, “Goat, I’m not a pillow”, but then you remember they don’t know what pillows are, they just have really bigass, heavy heads and get tired of holding them up like damn I really miss having goats.
My school decided last week that it was a good idea to turn the heat on so that the lowest possible temperature in our rooms is 78 degrees. Why are you doing this school? Why do you hate me
I love shopping!
why are people reblogging the short vine version when this exists
would like to breed alf with marnie, plz